puttingdescartesbeforethehorse:
Netflix is kind of like a girl who you never managed to successfully swoon, in that it introduces you to these canceled TV shows that you can fall in love with that will ultimately end in you being like “wait… wait no… this cant be over already… I didnt even get a real chance…but… but wait… I think I love you… how can you be out of my life before you ever really began?”
and then you sob and moan and punch the floor and scream “HOW DID TWO AND A HALF MEN SURVIVE NINE SEASONS?” and curse the god of television for ever letting carnivale into your life.
Marry me okay.
